Today has been just one of those days; one that I would rather forget as soon as possible. Nothing has gone right for me since I woke up this morning and realised that my alarm clock hadn’t gone off and I had overslept by an hour. Rushing into work, I wasn’t concentrating on my driving and bumped my new car into the back of someone else’s. As if that wasn’t bad enough, half of the work I did for my boss yesterday was back on my desk marked ‘Unsatisfactory…Do Again’. I hate days like these. Thankfully, they don’t happen too often but the only way I can unwind tonight is to sit down on my sofa, dial my favourite number, and have some phone sex.